THE COMMITTEE TO DRAIN LAKE RONKONKOMA

MARCHING TOWARDS THE FUTURE


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  • DRAIN the LAKE

    To Reach Future We Must Flee The Past

    Once the centerpiece of a quiet vacation community, Lake Ronkonkoma has degenerated into a toxic, disgusting and homicidal menace to the public safety.
    The Committee To Drain Lake Ronkonkoma believes that draining it to the bottom is the only reasonable course of action. Learn more and you'll agree.


    THE CAMPAIGN


  • DRAIN the LAKE

    Toxic Doom Or Intoxifying Future?

    Lake Ronkonkoma is surrounded by houses and roads. Toxic runoff, garbage disposal and wholesale dumping have turned the lake into a toxic, carcinogenic wastehole that is slowly poisoning people to death.
    Though it is unfortunate, there is only one reasonable conclusion: the lake must be condemned and drained .


    BEHOLD THE TOXIC MENACE


  • DRAIN the LAKE

    Glance Back, March Forward

    The conditions at Lake Ronkonkoma demand swift, decisive action by determined individuals. But that doesn't mean we forget where we've been.
    If anything, the rich history of Lake Ronkonkoma should tell us that the future can be so much better. Let us now honor both.


    HISTORY OF LAKE RONKONKOMA


  • DRAIN the LAKE

    Grab The Future By The Horns

    The space now consumed by filthy Lake Ronkonkoma would be the perfect amount of space to build a model City Of The Future for all the world to see and behold.
    The Committee To Drain Lake Ronkonkoma favors this plan, despite the undoubtedly high costs involved. The residents of Ronkonkoma would more than recoup those costs while changing the world.


    MEET THE COMMITTEE


  • DRAIN the LAKE

    So Many Possibilities

    Once Lake Ronkonkoma is drained, there are so many options available to residents for utilizing the reclaimed space.
    The Committee To Drain Lake Ronkonkoma has considered many of these possibilities. The members, of course, have preferences, but believe that so long as this lake is drained, all will be well.


    IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES


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Lake Ronkonkoma Trash

DRAINING THE LAKE WILL BE HARD WORK
BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT

More than just a body of water - a literal hellhole of death

THE HORROR OF LAKE RONKONKOMA

Lake Ronkonkoma Trash

TIME FOR AN EASY CHOICE:
TOXIC DOOM OR MILK AND HONEY